Broken Little Person Sitting On A Tree Limb

Although not presuming to take the place of the usual post by 3XHAR re/topics discussed at Stein Night, here are my observations of the evening (and please, keep in mind that I've been a'drinkin') ...

2008 - Hillary vs. Cheney? (Woodward thinks so, 3XHAR doesn't) ...3XHAR loves the French - really, there's not a hint of facetiousness in that comment, really ...Bolton - kicking ass and taking names or an agregious diplomatic faux pas ...3XHAR's rants from the past week ...Cheryl Ladd has been hot for 35 years and still is ...3XHAR laughs in the face of things not good for him ...Movie night this Saturday at Broken Little Person's place - 'Blade III' is a definite, although we're having trouble finding a theme to tie into that (Wesley Snipes films - nope, not many of those to fill out a double-feature) ...Natasha is no Cheryl Ladd, but she's no chopped liver either ...The American bombing of Japan in WWII - an act of terrorism or an ultimate saving of lives? ...Hooking Broken Little Person up with contractors (but unfortunately not that kind) ...Aunt Jenny's gall bladder surgery ...Who spit on Lance? - the Germans or the French ...Not to change the subject, but the elf chick on 'Gauntlet Legends' is really hot ...A sure cure for mosquito bites - socks soaked in vodka ...Lisa's (not that Lisa, but the other Lisa) friend's brother-in-law owns a beach house, and the one next to it is being bought by Paul McCartney - Lisa has plans ...Joe's birthday wish? - an abundantly inebriated movie night watching 'Dukes Of Hazard' ...To Scotty!!! ...If it rains bears, 3XHAR and Joe are renouncing atheism ...To Evil!!! ...Speaking of evil, what's wrong with the Cubs? ...So, who exactly is this Wendy person ...Wendy knows Bernadette (and Matt) ...Randomness is an abstraction ...(A reminder for Kristine), Rowe International ...Lisa (not that Lisa, but the other Lisa) looks really REALLY good in black (although that Lisa probably looks good in black as well) ...A message from Jim - "Aseem Prust" ...Meet at the spot furthest east, that's the rule ..08/29/08 - mark that date ...Broken Little Person's observations in support of the Madison smoking ban are viewed somewhat skeptically by 3XHAR (i.e., they're hoo-hah) ...$58 to fill up the gas tank of the mini-van ...Speaking of min-vans, when will 'Dukes Of Hazard' show up at a drive-in (since Lisa, yes ...that Lisa, has agreed to see it under a drive-in scenario) ...$650 to repair 3XHAR's car - you know, that's 31-34 DVDs ...In terms of personal ads, Broken Little Person doesn't think that the byline "Homely, unemployed, overweight, and under-tall" would get that many hits ...The Reverend's top-secret placement of an Olsen Twin dvd at Joe & Kristine's, and the fact that Joe's niece now considers The Reverend to be Santa Claus ...Hypothetically, 3XHAR would have sex with a multi-national corporation ...Dave and Bill were (apparently) measuring each other's - well, you get the idea ...It's the last night for our waitress - she's moving to Rochester, MN (which is a lot more quiet) tomorrow ...Johnny Depp is on Kristine's "list", but only if he's not smoking ...Is that a white light in your pants or is there an angel down there? (and other equally cringe-enducing urinal pick-up lines) ...Say, Lori is really attractive (sorry, not a topic of conversation, but just a personal observation of Broken Little Person) ...We're all in awe of musican's abilities, particularly the ability to play multiple instruments ...Bluegrass is the only American music ...So, what exactly were those dates again that Joe and Kristine will be in Las Vegas? ...Worst and best concerts ever attended ...Forget if your co-workers are hot, are any of them myopic and desperate? ...The difference between Kristine's previous group of friends and us (outside of the fact that we feel no inclination to wear pants) ...Romance - the theme of 'Concerts on the Square' from the week before last and much of tonight's conversation - did I mention that Broken Little Person is one of the few single (and so terribly, terribly alone) people at the table - thanks EVER so much for pointing out that fact Jim.

My apologies if I neglected to make mention of any other topics contained in our insightful commentary ...ahhh, nothing like alcohol to set the tongues a'wagging.